Chapter I: Party Panda

Born in a 2-star refugee camp in Saudi Arabia with no wifi or fun amenities, Afnan is a writer who used to be the party panda at a skating rink in Ohio where he did the hokey pokey and turned himself around for smelly kids on birthday parties on Saturdays.

At Skateworld of Kettering, Afnan excelled at the cupid shuffle, macarena, YMCA while on rollerblades. Skateworld of Kettering ended up scamming Afnan by not paying him his wages (‘laywer up suckas!!’ afnan yelled leaving the Kettering courthouse on Friday).

“The Current Party Panda isn’t as good as Afnan, he hasn’t turned Skateworld or himself around since Afnan left” — said George Washington before taking his seat at the IMAX theater to watch the new Batman movie with that guy from Twilight.

Chapter II: Finish Line

Afnan also held a job down at Finish Line, where he was again treated poorly by his bald manager named Rob who once pretended to steal a pair of shoes Afnan brought to the floor just to teach Afnan a lesson to never leave shoes out unattended even though Afnan was just 10 feet away. “Rob really sucks, he lowkey did the same thing to me, I’m happy Finish Line got bought out by JD Sports no one even know what the JD stands for” — said Tupac Shakur, a soundcloud rapper from California.

Afnan is also proficient in excel and he puts it on his resume even though he’s only decent at word, but not the other ones what even are the other apps he has no idea.

Chapter III: Subway

Afnan was hired by Subway the sandwich joint to be a ‘Sandwich Artist’ where he made footlong or 6-inch subs for people in their mid-20s during their lunch breaks who would be dressed in business casual attire and constantly be on the phone saying things like “let’s submit when I get back to the office and circle back for our 2pm’.

To deal with hostile customers, Afnan would stuff jalapenos in their subs when they weren’t looking so when they ate their sub their mouths would be on fire.

“Afnan once made my sub and gave me extra meat and didn’t even charge me. He just told me, I know u just had to pay taxes so I got u bro — said Elon Musk of Tesla, Space X, and that other company with the solar panels and the other one with the cool tunnels underground that will be finished when we’re all dead